Britney Spears got a series of ultimatums from a Los Angeles judge yesterday -- starting with an order to stop changing her phone number and making it impossible for the court to find her.
Neither Brit Brit nor estranged hubby Kevin Federline was present for the hearing, in which K-Fed's lawyer revealed that Spears missed eight of the last 14 drug tests she was scheduled to take.
The singer's own attorney defended his client by saying she was too busy to make room for the tests. When a court official said his own schedule was just as full, Spears' lawyer scoffed, replying, "You're not a pop star with a number-one album." Actually, a glance at the charts will reveal that Britney isn't one of those, either -- her Blackout album could only make it to number-two.